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Earlier this week I woke up in the middle of the night with a severe migraine. When I get migraines I can’t stand light, need to be cool, and get extremely nauseous. My husband stocked me up on liquids and got me some crackers to munch once I was able to sit upright without losing my dinner. 

Thankfully the migraine subsided later that day and I was able to get back to some normalcy! But what to do with the leftover crackers?

Thats really not a question, because of course we had to make Trashy Toffee. This is more commonly known as cracker toffee, but admit it, Trashy Toffee has a ring to it.

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This stuff is not only easy, it is insanely delicious. If I make this to bring somewhere I can’t make it too far ahead of time or it gets eaten. I like it with dark chocolate chips, but I suppose you could use milk chocolate. If you are into blasphemy anyway.

toffee1Put parchment paper on a baking sheet. If you don’t use parchment paper you will need a jackhammer to get these off the sheet. Use a baking sheet that has sides, otherwise you will have a drippy mess in your oven.

I used saltine crackers for this batch because its what I had on hand, but you can use club crackers, or any cracker, really.

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I use Earth Balance for this recipe. You could use butter, or margarine or whatever floats your boat.

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You will want to whisk this mixture pretty frequently as it melts to avoid it burning on the bottom of the pan.

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One the mixture boils for a couple of minutes and is nice and thick, pour it over your crackers. Be very careful because if you were to drip some on, say a fingernail, the pain level is somewhere between nail gun accident and death by molten lava. Don’t ask me how I know.

Pop them into a preheated 400° oven for about 5 minutes. When you pull them out the crackers will be all disheveled from the mixture bubbling, but just use a butter knife to slide them back into place. Don’t touch them with your hands. Refer back to molten lava.

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Pour your dark chocolate chips over the hot crackers and let them sit for a minute until they are melty, and then spread them out with your butter knife.

Let the whole pan cool for a while, or even pop it in the fridge to accelerate the process. Once it is completely cooled, break it into pieces and store it. Who am I kidding, you’ll have it eaten before you need to worry about storage. Enjoy!

Trashy Toffee
Serves 30
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185 calories
17 g
1 g
13 g
1 g
5 g
33 g
7 g
14 g
0 g
7 g
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size
33g
Servings
30
Amount Per Serving
Calories 185
Calories from Fat 116
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 13g
20%
Saturated Fat 5g
25%
Trans Fat 0g
Polyunsaturated Fat 2g
Monounsaturated Fat 5g
Cholesterol 1mg
0%
Sodium 7mg
0%
Total Carbohydrates 17g
6%
Dietary Fiber 1g
6%
Sugars 14g
Protein 1g
Vitamin A
6%
Vitamin C
0%
Calcium
2%
Iron
7%
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your Daily Values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Ingredients
  1. 1 sleeve saltine crackers
  2. 1 C Earth Balance margarine
  3. 1 C brown sugar
  4. 1 1/2-2 C dark chocolate chips
Instructions
  1. Place parchment paper over baking sheet and arrange a single layer of crackers. In a sauce pan melt Earth Balance and brown sugar together, and whisk until bubbly and thickened. Carefully pour over crackers. Place in a preheated 400° oven and bake for 5 minutes. remove and immediately sprinkle with dark chocolate chips. Let the chips melt for a couple of minutes and then spread over crackers with a butter knife. Cool thoroughly, then break apart and serve.
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13g
protein
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carbs
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